Dear Santa,
I realize that I’m 40+ years old and since I already have my two front teeth, I was hoping you could hook me up with some cool kayak swag for Christmas. After all -I have been a super good boy and have respected family time, called my mom, gave at church and served the community. I hope you find room on the sleigh for these rockin’ gadgets! I know I’m asking for a lot, if space is an issue I will rent an extra sleigh!
Keep Living The Dream!